What’s the Buzz: Top Adult Toys of 2017

Masturbation. It just isn’t what it was twenty years ago. Hell, with brilliant advancements in the world of technology being what they are, pleasuring yourself isn’t even what it was five years ago. A whole new generation of sexy toys designed for use both solo and with a partner are taking the world of smut by storm and forever changing the way both men and women look at alone time. Take a look at some of the best and brightest within the world of vibrators, dildos, masturbators, and other sex toys–but be warned: you may need a minute (and your credit card) when you’re done. Enjoy.

 

The Magic Wand Rechargeable Hitachi

Hitachi has earned its place at the top of any toy list. Not only is the latest incarnation of the famed Magic Wand wireless–meaning you’re no longer tethered to an outlet–but it’s also lighter and quieter without sacrificing power and vibration. Bonus points for available attachment heads for even more clitoral stimulation and even penetration make this bad boy the ultimate sex toy. And fear not, there’s still a plug and play option for those moments when you forgot to charge but need your fix, like, now.

 

Fleshlight Flight Pilot

There is a fair chance you’ve heard the term “Fleshlight” in conjunction with male sex toys before–and with good reason. The first name in self-pleasure for him, the Flight Pilot is a fantastic option for guys looking for something to get the job done. Featuring an extra tight fit and increased intensity, it also comes with a compact carrying case that lets you stow it in your luggage without any issues at the airport.

 

Eva Dame

The first hands-free vibe that works without being tucked into lingerie or strapped on, the Eva Dame has arms designed to tuck under a woman’s labia and stay in place, positioned over her clit. That’s right–wearable orgasms on the wings of an adorable vibe, ladies! Rechargeable via a USB plug, waterproof, and cute enough to pass for a trendy paperweight, we’re pretty sure the Eva is about to become one of your new besties.

 

Je Joue Mimi Soft

Pretty, pink and sleek, the Mimi Soft may look like a trendy rock, but trust us when we say you won’t want to skip this bad boy. Designed to fit compactly in your hand and snuggly against your clit, Mimi charges quickly and comes equipped with five significantly different vibration patterns and speeds, enabling you to create a truly customizable orgasm.

 

RingO’s Penis Ring

For guys with no previous experience with toys or cock rings and looking to try the concept out for the first time, RingO’s Penis Ring is a fantastic place to start. With no bells and whistles, it’s simple to use and made of simple, hypoallergenic stretchy silicone. And despite its relatively small, tight fit, it’s designed to fit even girthy fellows without issues putting it on or taking it off.

 

Lelo Ora 2

The Lelo should come with a warning: it’s probably better at giving oral sex than your boyfriend. Sure, it looks like it fell off of a UFO’s hubcap, but the soft silicone toy with a small ball comes programmed with tons of patterns to choose from, mimicking actual tones–all while the whole thing vibrates away. You’re all but guaranteed the kinds of orgasms you never knew you needed.

 

The Tingletip Electric Toothbrush Clitoral Vibe

This is one of those oh, of course sort of toys–the kind that makes you wonder what took so long for people to come up with the idea. An attachment that fits over the head of your electric toothbrush, the Tingletip transforms your Oral B into a discreet but powerful external vibrator. Great for beginners who want an inconspicuous sex toy or want to travel with fun but would rather not pack their 12-inch neon dildo with a suction cup bottom.

2 Comments Add yours

  1. Rob says:

    I have several of your dildos in different sizes and I enjoy them much more than any other dildo I’ve ever had. So I was telling my two new female roommates and now as an added bonus they love to sit on the couch and watch me get naked and pleasure myself analy with your product. Dream come true. Thank you

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