This week we shined the spotlight on uber popular financial domination artist Goddess Jessica as she dishes on her life and some of her favorite things including cooking, gift giving and more.
Let’s get right into it
If you could have one gigantic billboard anywhere with anything on it— what would it say and why?
Goddess Jessica: “If I could have one gigantic billboard anywhere and with anything on it, it would be of me penetrating Pastor Fred Phelps with a big ol’ rainbow strap-on wiener and it would be directly in front of The Westboro Baptist Church.”
Something about you that would surprise your audience?
Goddess Jessica: “Some things about me that would surprise my fans: I have a culinary arts degree. My first job was training horses at 14. I was involved in the making of The World’s Largest Pool Table Omelet. My tongue can do tricks. I like my toast burned. I’m a pretty good hula hooper. I’ve worked at a water park in NY, a casino and one a racetrack in Dallas. Once I prepared a meal for Tiger Woods. I can climb any tree. I’m 5’7” with six in heels on.”
What was the last gift you gave someone?
Goddess Jessica: “I’m always giving stuff away. The last gift I gave someone was some sunflower seeds to the local squirrels which was actually a gift to my cat who tries her best to catch them and I like to watch. So it was actually for me.”
What purchase of $100 or less has most positively impacted your life in the last six months (or in recent memory)?
Goddess Jessica: “My new Renpho scale ($34), it tracks my weight. I like graphs and charts. And control.”
What is an unusual habit or an absurd thing that you love?
Goddess Jessica: “An unusual habit I guess would be that if I don’t like something I say so in this format:”
“You think I want to talk to you and tell you about how my day is going when I have headphones in and am clearly on my phone? NO! I don’t!”
“Like I’m just going to get on cam for free and hope that you pay me after? NO! I’m not”
“An absurd thing I love is the sound pinecones make when I crush them underneath my foot. Also scaring people when they are in the shower.”
What’s your favorite ’90s jam?
Goddess Jessica: “No Scrubs by TLC”
You walk into a market and buy only three things, what are they and why?
Goddess Jessica: “This question is difficult to answer. Am I just walking into a grocery store on a normal day but I can only get three things? Then I get an avocado, a mango and a block of baked tofu. But if it’s any market and I have unlimited money then it’s kind of like a genie lamp, right? In that case I would go to the gold souks in Dubai and buy the 3 largest blocks of gold I can find. If I can buy ANYTHING then maybe I would buy those pee-pee tapes and release them to the world. Final answer.”
What was the last job you held before joining iWantEmpire?
Goddess Jessica: “Chef.”
How did you get started on iWantClips?
Goddess Jessica: “Well, I was first in line. I dumped all my clips onto the site via FTP and never looked back. Hands down best clip site in existence.”
What are bad recommendations you hear in your profession?
Goddess Jessica: “I can’t think of any bad recommendations that I think people are taking seriously, but my advice to new girls would be to BE ORIGINAL. There is nothing original about an echo and there is nothing profitable about one either. Always be kind to your fellow models and don’t take yourself too seriously.”